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Harry Potter - Boy wizard, hero...
Now that they have run out of movies,
He faces his biggest challenge...
The real world.
Name?
Potter... Harry Potter.
I'm a wizard, you know.
Are you a wizard in the kitchen?
'cause we're looking for a fry cook.
All right, what do we have here?
Your last job was at Hogwarts.
Okay, what's that? Some sort of barbecue place?
No, it's a magic school.
I've saved the world seven times.
That's great.
Did that require any fry-cooking?
Is it anything like conjuring a patronus?
No, it's more like dropping cold things.
Into hot grease.
Doesn't ring a spell.
"doesn't ring a spell," right?
A spell... it's wizard humor, right?
All right, fry cook is out.
If I put you on the register, can you make change?
Can I make what change?
Can you change paper money into jingly money?
Do you mean like turning galleons into doubloons.
Or gashmingles into babblebees?
No, I mean can you change this.
Into this?
Money-us change-us!
I'm gonna take that as a no.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
You know what? You know what, Harry?
Why don't you just take the next customer's order?
All right, I'm gonna want a number 4 f lippy meal.
Super flipped and with a side of f lippy tots.
I don't recognize any of those words.
Perhaps you speak parseltongue.
I just told you where the fourth horcrux is.
You know what, Harry? I'm sorry,
But you are just not f lippy material, so...
That's all right.
I'll find my place. You'll see.
Please leave.
This was Harry Potter in the real world."
♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪
- ♪ "so random!" ♪ - ♪ It's a party, get down ♪
♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪
♪ shake that, shake that all around ♪
♪ a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that ♪
♪ you know we gonna chill, might not come back ♪
♪ so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll ♪
♪ with "so random!" stuff that's out of control ♪
♪ surprises flying 'cause life's a riot ♪
♪ so ride with us 'cause you need to try it ♪
♪ we're on the way, it's time to hang ♪
♪ so let's get random and do our thing ♪
♪ come on ♪ ♪ It's a party, get down ♪
♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪
♪ shake that, shake that all around ♪
♪ "so random!" ♪
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Now give it up
For Grady Mitchell
And Tawni Hart!
Hi. I'm Tawni Hart.
And I'm Grady Mitchell.
We he a great show for you tonight.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, guys, what are you doing?
What? The script says.
That I'm supposed to play Grady and Grady's supposed to play me.
Uh, guys, didn't you get the corrected script?
Everything got printed wrong this week.
What?
Whew.
- Well, this is awkward. - Yeah.
- Just a little. - Whoopsies.
What?
Am I too late for the super-awkward opening?
Nope, you've made it complete.
Everybody, we've got a great show tonight.
Far East movement is here. So stick around.
- ♪ "so random!" ♪ - ♪ It's a party, get down ♪
♪ "so random!" ♪ ♪ it's a party, get down ♪
♪ shake that, shake that all around, "so random!" ♪
♪ shake that, shake that all around. ♪
- Oh no. - What happened?
Mom, dad, I've got some bad news.
I reached over to pick up a candy bar.
And took my eyes off the road and I wrecked the car.
Are you mad at me?
What? Yes, I'm mad at you.
You are grounded, young man.
Has this ever happened to you?
It doesn't have to. What's up, y'all?
I'm multiplatinum artist and producer p-brain.
With my new p-brain no-pain bad news auto-tuner,
Delivering bad news is as smooth.
As a dance floor groove.
♪ so let's take that again. ♪
- Oh no. - What happened?
Mom, dad, I've got some bad news.
♪ I reached over to pick up a candy bar ♪
♪ took my eyes off the road ♪
♪ and wrecked-wrecked wrecked the car. ♪
- What? - ♪ Okay ♪
♪ are you mad mad-mad dad at me? ♪.
Well, son, when you put it like that,
How can I be mad at you?
♪ oh, by the way ♪
♪ I flunked out of school today ♪
♪ flunk flunk flunkity-flunk. ♪.
You can also deliver bad news to your girlfriend.
Ha ha... yeah.
Wait, you're breaking up with me?
♪ I thought you were my soulmate ♪
♪ but I guess you're not ♪
♪ you're really kind of boring ♪
♪ but your girlfriend's hot ♪
♪ now bounce, b-b-bounce, b-b-bounce. ♪.
And it's not just for kids. Any of y'all can use it.
Ha ha... yeah.
What is it, darling?
♪ I've got some news about your old dog Claire ♪
♪ throw your hands in the air like you just don't care ♪
♪ your dog's got to live at that farm upstate ♪
♪ with your goldfish Joe and your hamster Nate. ♪.
Dad, I'm 16. You can level with me.
- ♪ they found your terrier... ♪ - Yeah.
♪ we've got to bury her ♪
♪ hey ho, hey ho! ♪.
So remember, if you have to be the bearer of bad news,
Don't break a heart, break it down.
With p-brain's no-pain bad news auto-tuner.
Ha ha... yeah.
We'll take three of them.
Oh, that'll be $2000.
What?
I mean,
♪ that'll be $2000. ♪.
Now you're talking. Thanks, p-brain.
♪ you're welcome. ♪.
Ha ha... yeah.
Coming up next on "so random!"
Whoo! Are you ready for the very first.
Teen rage music video?
Yeah yeah.
- ♪ fly ♪ - ♪ Fly fly fly fly... ♪
♪ so random! ♪
Whoo! All right, guys,
Are you ready for the very first teen rage music video?
Teen rage!
Whatever.
All right, so we're really lucky we got this director.
I mean, when it comes to hardcore directors,
He's the hard-coriest.
Torque! Torque!
'ssup, fellow ragers?
Ready to take your rage to the next level?
Yeah.
Yes, I'm feeling the rage!
Aren't you? Aren't you feeling the rage?
Whatever.
All right, I am legally obligated to warn you guys.
That my videos are so intense,
Even I need a note from my parents to watch them.
And my parents said no.
That's right.
So start playing and don't stop,
No matter how much fury I throw at you.
- Okay, great. - Okay, guys,
A-one, a-two, a-four, a-five, a-one, 10.
♪ teen rage ♪
♪ I can just hate, yeah ♪
♪ time to freak out ♪
♪ is making me... ♪.
Whoa whoa whoa. Stop stop stop stop.
Cut cut cut.
What's the problem?
Uh, I don't know.
How about the stuffed dancing bears?
And they're not stuffed
with rage!
All right,
I see what kind of rage you guys are into.
- Yeah. - So we're gonna take this to another level.
May I present to you.
Officer death grip and sergeant skullcrusher?
Whoo! All right.
See, now that's what we're talking about.
Let's take it from the chorus. Go.
All right, guys. A-one, a-two, a-35, a-88!
♪ we're sitting in our homes, we're stuck here every day ♪
♪ mom took away my phone, I gotta get away ♪
♪ rage rage rage rage ♪
♪ rage rage rage rage... ♪.
Whoa whoa whoa. Stop stop stop stop.
Okay okay, cut cut.
What is it with you, man? What is it?
What is it with me?
Nothing about tap dancing screams "rage."
All right, you guys are more hard-core than I thought.
- Yeah, we are. - We're gonna take this to a level.
That will haunt your dreams forever.
I want my dreams
hauntforever!
All right, action!
All right, guys. A-one, a-two,
A-38, a-21.
♪ we're raging, we're raging, a war we can't lose ♪
♪ watch out, adults, as we're coming for you ♪
♪ teen rage, rage ♪
♪ rage rage ♪
♪ rage rage... ♪
♪ ra... rage rage ♪
- ♪ rage... ♪ - Cut!
Yes! All right!
Whoo! Yay!
Ha ha! Insane, right?
Hope the rage fairy didn't tear a hole in your soul.
Get out of my garage!
All right, fine fine.
Bloodpaw, tinkles, Helen,
Let's go find a band that appreciates our rage.
Yeah, good luck with that, dude.
♪ come on, let me see you bounce ♪
♪ rage rage ♪
♪ come on, let me see you bounce. ♪.
Cut! Yes!
Pretty radical, huh?
That's exactly the rage we're looking for.
Yeah, you took us to the next level, torque.
Like a g7.
One, two, three, four.
Of July, 1969,y
The world watched as astronauts
Neil armstrong and buzz aldrin
Became the first two men to walk on the moon.
That's one small step for man,
One giant leap for mankind.
What the world didn't witness
Was what happened first.
We are ready to go. On.
That's one small step for man,
One giant...
Uh, one giant...
Line!
That's one small step for manatees...
Neil, you said "manatees."
No, I didn't. You're a manatee.
Argh! Argh!
A rake.
Who put a rake on the moon? Who did it?
Buzz!
I'm about to pick up the first moon rock sample.
Take me to your leader!
Please, please don't hurt me.
Please, I'll do just don't hurt me.
"don't hurt me. Ooh, I'll do whatever you say."
Buzz, I'm telling Houston on you.
I plant this flag in the name of...
Buzz? Buzz!
Hey, buzz!
Buzz?
Oh.
This is buzz. I'm just goofing with you.
Thanks.
See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.
Real mature, buzz.
That's one small step for man,
One giant leap for mankind.
I did it!
Houston, we've got a problem.
More random fun stick around. Ht up.
Zombie man?
♪ up up, here we go go, up up, here we go go. ♪
♪ zombie man, zombie man ♪
♪ likes to eat people, not Turkey or ham ♪
♪ so just be careful if he goes for your hand ♪
♪ 'cause he feeds on humans ♪
♪ he's zombie man. ♪
Hey Andy, zombie man.
Hey, Mrs. R.
Why, thank you. These pearls are new,
And they do match the earrings.
I certainly hope you boys have finished your big science projects.
Oh, got it covered, Mrs. R.
Actually, zombie man,
My lab partner's got it covered.
Yeah, I did luck out when I got Martin as a lab partner.
Behind those taped-up hornrimmed glasses.
Is the smartest kid in class.
Hey, by the way,
Where is Martin?
Zombie man, you ate Martin?
No, I don't think you do understand.
How much Martin meant to me.
That project's worth 50% of our grade.
Uh!
Zombie man, that plan's crazy.
But it just might work.
Yeah!
♪ he's zombie man. ♪
Zombie man.
I think your plan's gonna work, zombie man.
Oh no, you da man.
Okay, we both are.
But you da zombie man.
Students, this may come as a bit of a shock to you,
But somehow your teacher was eat]n alive.
However...
She did leave a note saying that if she was ever eaten alive,
I should grade your projects.
What?
Zombie man, your plan didn't work.
Now what am I going to do?
Oh, you can't just eat your way.
Out of every problem, zombie man.
Oh, I know you're an emotional eater,
But that's not what this is about.
I think I have a plan.
Wha... ? Wha...? I can't have a plan?
♪ he's zombie man. ♪
Andy, your project.
Uh, presenting.
The human skeleton.
Ta-dah!
Andy...
This is the most realistic model.
Of a human skeleton I've ever seen.
I'm sure wherever Mrs. Rich is,
She's smiling.
She would have been proud, boys.
I think this belongs to you.
A-plus, gentlemen, a-plus.
Whoo! Later.
You did it, zombie man.
Oh, you're right. We did it.
Between my brains and your appetite for brains.
There's nothing we can't do.
Argh!
Zombie man, are you trying to eat me?
♪ he's zombie man. ♪
All right, here we go.
Give it up for far East movement.
Whoo!
"so random!"
We're the far East movement.
♪ yeah, never thought we'd be living the dream ♪
♪ people said it couldn't be till the demo c.D. ♪
♪ everyday kids paying dues for the love that we breathe ♪
- ♪ and if we fail ♪ - ♪ Heck, nah ♪
♪ I'll sling the shoes off my feet ♪
- ♪ yeah, L.A. Raised us ♪ - ♪ Yo, nobody paid us ♪
♪ put our faith in God so nothing could fade us ♪
♪ for the people that we love, y'all know why we're here ♪
♪ 'cause you made the dream fly like a rocketeer ♪
♪ here we go ♪
♪ come with me ♪
♪ there's a world out there ♪
- ♪ that we should see ♪ - ♪ Yeah, only we should see ♪
♪ take my hand ♪
- ♪ close your eyes ♪ - ♪ Get your hands in the sky, come on ♪
♪ with you right here I'm a rocketeer ♪
- ♪ let's fly ♪ - ♪ Fly fly fly fly ♪
♪ up up, here we go go ♪
- ♪ let's fly ♪ - ♪ Fly fly fly fly ♪
♪ up up, here we go go ♪
♪ where we stop nobody knows knows ♪
- ♪ where we go, we don't need roads ♪ - ♪ Roads ♪
- ♪ and where we stop nobody knows ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ to the stars if you really want it ♪
♪ got-got a jetpack with your name on it ♪
- ♪ above the clouds in the atmosphere ♪ - ♪... Phere ♪
- ♪ just say the words and we out of here ♪ - ♪ Out of here ♪
- ♪ hold my hand if you're feeling scared ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪
♪ we're flying up up out of here ♪
♪ here we go ♪
♪ come with me ♪
♪ there's a world out there ♪
- ♪ that we should see ♪ - ♪ Yeah, only we should see ♪
- ♪ take my hand ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪
♪ close your eyes ♪
♪ with you right here I'm a rocketeer ♪
- ♪ let's fly ♪ - ♪ Fly fly fly fly ♪
♪ up up, here we go go ♪
- ♪ let's fly ♪ - ♪ Fly fly fly fly ♪
♪ up up, here we go go ♪
♪ where we stop nobody knows knows ♪
♪ yeah, baby, we can stay fly like a g6 ♪
♪ shop the streets of Tokyo, get your fly kicks ♪
♪ girl, you're always on my mind, got my head up in the sky ♪
♪ never looking down, feeling priceless ♪
♪ yeah, where we at only few have known ♪
♪ rise to the next level, super Mario ♪
♪ I hope this works out, cardio ♪
♪ till then let's fly, Geronimo... ♪.
Everybody in the house, make some noise.
♪ now I ain't never been in space before ♪
♪ but I ain't never seen a face like yours ♪
♪ you make me feel like I could touch the planets ♪
♪ you want the moon, girl? Watch me grab it, come on ♪
♪ see, I ain't never seen a star this close ♪
♪ you got me stuck by the way you glow ♪
♪ I'm like, oh oh oh oh ♪
- ♪ here we go ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ come with me ♪
♪ there's a world out there ♪
- ♪ that we should see ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ take my hand ♪ - ♪ Get your hands in the sky ♪
- ♪ close your eyes ♪ - ♪ Get your hands in the sky tonight ♪
♪ with you right here ♪
♪ I'm a rocketeer ♪
- ♪ let's fly ♪ - ♪ Fly fly fly fly ♪
♪ up up, here we go go ♪
- ♪ let's fly ♪ - ♪ Fly fly fly fly ♪
♪ up up, here we go go ♪
♪ where we stop nobody knows knows. ♪.
Thank you very much.
Give it up for Far East Movement!
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